Well for those of you who remember the old forum that used to be on the main page of CB, you probably will remember the joke room, and for those who never got a chance to see the old forum, the joke room was a fun little place to go and see, and post jokes, riddles and brainteasers, we used to post the jokes, riddles and etc. and then a few days later, post the answers, and punchlines, after giving everyone a chance to post what they think the answer is. It is really fun to see what people post as answers and punchlines, and then eventually see what the true answer is. Trivia is also really fun , along with hard math questions and etc. So I hope everyone joins in and has fun....
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.
Upon getting home he shows his wife the purchase he just made. "Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?" "They're in three colours", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What colour are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily. "Gold of course", says the man proudly!
The wife responds wryly, "Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!".
i think i got this one in an email from gravedigger but not sure -
2 old men were sitting on a park bench talking, one asks the other how things are going and the other one says 'oh, everything is fine, but i think my wife might be dead' first one says 'dead? what makes you think she's dead?' and other one says 'well, the sex is the same but the dishes are starting to pile up'
An old bull and a young bull were grazing in the meadow watching the cows up on the hill. The young bull said lets run up there and get us some cows. The old bull says to the young bull, lets walk up and get them all????????????
i saw this on jay leno show, thought it was really cute
hope this works, tried to post it here, if it didn't, here is the url so you can just go to youtube and watch it there -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmSTPVusyGA
if you have dial up like i do you have to let it load all the way through first which takes me about 10 or 15 minutes, then when it has run all the way through and that bar is solid red go back and hit play again and it will play all at once for you
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